Entry #5
Mass Effect, and now Avatar have efficiently given me blue balls by blue alien hotties.
Damn your creative minds that dream up such beautiful creatures with the blue skin.
I need mushrooms and lotion.
That's the only way I'll be both satisfied by a bitchin Asari and Na'vi at the same time.
AGH!
Oh well. Guess pink pussy will have to do for the rest of my life.
Bastards.
EDIT: Damn almost forgot Blizzard's Dranei.
EDIT2: And Mystique, and other blue aliens.
Shocking realization: I must have deep ingrained need to fuck something blue now! Oh no!

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