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Mass Effect, and now Avatar have efficiently given me blue balls by blue alien hotties.

Damn your creative minds that dream up such beautiful creatures with the blue skin.

I need mushrooms and lotion.

That's the only way I'll be both satisfied by a bitchin Asari and Na'vi at the same time.

AGH!

Oh well. Guess pink pussy will have to do for the rest of my life.

Bastards.

EDIT: Damn almost forgot Blizzard's Dranei.
EDIT2: And Mystique, and other blue aliens.
Shocking realization: I must have deep ingrained need to fuck something blue now! Oh no!

I want to put it on a mirror, take a razor to it, inhale it and jump around.

So fucking what?!

It's that good.

Shut up!

Dude i guess didn't read the forum rules correctly....or maybe i did and totally forgot them....oh well...lol....wow....power really does some wierd things to people....any type of power huh? even power to boot people from forums....but i had it coming...oh well maybe i will conform to what the moderators want for the forums.......

LOL...

Yeah right.....fuck conformity....

Prison overcrowding and the massive amounts of tax dollars that are being pumped into the system

to keep Society's outcasts alive and kicking seems kind of retarded to me. I have a modest proposal

not much unlike Jonathan Swift's but mine is not a satire. My idea I support to the fullest, this would

be a very to the system. No more overcrowding, no more massive overspending and in fact my idea

will take the spending and flip it because the revenue that comes in will help pay for cost of

everything. Wow, sounds too good to be true huh? Well it might be if you're a Pro-lifer, but the idea is

to take those negative byproducts to an arena and force them to fight each other Gladiator style on

national television.

Oh my god, I can't be serious can I? Yes I am dead serious, like the wounds the inmates will be

sustaining after their rounds. Every prison will turn their respective exercise into an arena of brutal

combat. A small stadium will be built allowing locals a fanatics to come and watch live as the battle

ensues between two or more combatants. What about the safety of the patrons you say? I answer

that the arena will be built much like the coliseum of Rome, so it would be very hard to scale

because it will be a flat surface with no footholds for climbing. What about projectile weapons? Are

you kidding giving killers the ability to shoot with a gun or bow that would be very poor judgment

now wouldn't it? Now if the prisoners should try and get "smart" by throwing their weapon into the

crowd I can assure it will be quite a task for them to undertake. Why you ask? Well, I'd like to see

one of them accomplish throwing a heavy bludgeon over fifty yards of safety net with a twenty yard

drop already by being in the pit, meaning a total of 70 yards,a that ladies and gentlemen is a feat even

Peyton Manning would be hard pressed to accomplish. Now as punishment for this unwarranted act

I can assure you that it will be severe as the sharpshooters posted around the arena will take non-

lethal shots into the prisoner until eventually he has expired, we'll call this "Eye for a Life."

But it's so cruel! I know its not the most humane and romantic treatment but goddamn it they are

societies scum. The shit you step in when you walk the streets they are murderers, rapists and

drug dealers that are destroying the very fabric the illusion of the American dream is made

from. "They have rights," the crowds cry. No, they don't, they are prisoners they have fewer rights;

their rights have been revoked because they have destroyed the rights of others. A murderer has

stolen someone's right to life. A rapist has destroyed a person's liberty and happiness. A child

molester has damaged the psyche of a future asset to society. The people in this arena are ones

who deserve justice and need to be removed from society's gene pool. Hell by killing off these

people we'd be giving mother nature a helping hand by removing recessive genes that aren't

needed by society, a much better improvement than just waiting for them to remove themselves via

Darwin Award type accidents, and we'd remove the evil not just the dumb.

"So is every prisoner going to be forced to fight for their lives," the critics would ask. No, hell no,

why would a guy that's only in prison for stealing a car be forced to fight for his life? That's just

cruel. No I say, only the murderers, rapists, child molesters, heads of crime syndicates, and

terrorists would be forced to fight. The aforementioned would have no choice but to fight, but there

would be others that are allowed to fight. The others would just consist of three time felons and

men who get life in prison on their sentencing, so if they chose to do this they can, it will be as

simple as "Please sign on the dotted line. Okay, thank you Mister Serial Killer guy you now have

voided all your rights as an American citizen so you have no right to sue the prison, and you have

now become Leavenworth property. Welcome to the last days of your life." Now they don't have to

sit in a cell for the rest of their life waiting to die, they can speed up the process of death which is

much more humane than the humiliation and tortuous 85 years in prison.

"I don't want my children to see that carnage on television," the mothers scream. Don't worry you

silly people, its going to be only viewable via Pay-Per-View. Hell it'll be less accessible than

pornography, which isn't saying much, but it will be hard for little Timmy to turn into this show

unless he knows your credit card information. Besides your children see this stuff in animation on

Saturday morning cartoons and in bible stories. Oh, I get it hurts you to know that you live in a world

where this sort of thing goes on. It hurts me that my ex-girlfriends exist, but I have to live with it. I'm

sorry just ignore it, if you don't like abortions don't get one and don't think about the people who do,

because frankly its their choice as it is your choice to turn to the channel or buy tickets. If you still

can't take the inhumanity call Doctor Kevorkian and he can help you out with a plunger of "Sleep

Forever" if you still feel bad about it.

So not that i think anybody will read this just yet. But i have been writing a crime drama, and i actaully am quite proud of it. I just have to find a way to post it and get people to read it.